Re: How We Shut Down the "PocaHotAss" Bedlam Event

 Dear Connor,

I strongly dislike when people having views obviously superior to those around them sound incredibly uneducated by allowing typographical and grammatical errors in their prose.   I, like most everyone else, become distracted and may even miss the point of what is being written when I encounter a 5th grader's abilities being displayed by a middle aged man.  Gosh, I hope this means I don't fall into the category of judging, narrowminded individuals which you enlisted to help "shut down" a silly Bedlam Event.

 I don't agree with a word you said, but I'll ignore that and proofread your next article.  You're welcome.  Also, please do us all a favor and get laid.  If you're into guys, I'm sure Barry wouldn't mind helping.  If you're into girls, I'll give you a few quarters to take to the Clermont Lounge.

Sincerely,

Jodie